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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Get on the Fecking moon and pet some pandas and lick this mans bits

And the red pandas were so disappointed with their homes and the tasks of daily living that they decided to make a new home in the sky. And to their delight, upon arrival, they were greeted warmly by strong hands and an eager mouth to please. This is truly red panda paradise


And they all said "why does the wind blow through my house at night?" 
-the strong solar wind is frightening, but only when you dont have something to hold on to grrrr.